<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源:互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">1.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">命运负责洗牌,但玩牌的是我们自己。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">2.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">活着的时候开心点,因为我们要死很久</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">3.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">原来</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">寂寞时是自己的手指数脚指;原来,思念时是连呼吸也会心痛;原来,一个人就是一辈子</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">... </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">4.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">相信命运的人跟着命运走</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不相信命运的人被命运拖着走</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">. </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">5.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">人生没有彩排,每天都是现场直播</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">6.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">世界上最遥远的距离,不是生与死。而是我就站在你面前,你却不知道我爱你。世界上最遥远的距离,不是我就站在你面前,你却不知道我爱你。而是用自己冷漠的心,对爱你的人掘出一条无法跨越的沟渠。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">7.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">物价与欧洲接轨,房价与月球接轨,工资与非洲接轨</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">8.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">眼睛所能看到的地方</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">就是你會到達的地方</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">9.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爱情是艺术,结婚是技术,离婚是算术。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">10.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">低调</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">才是最牛</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">B</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">的炫耀</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!!! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">11.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">死容易,活着太难。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">12.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有事做的时候我们把忙碌当作累,没事做的时候我们却把放松当作无聊。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">13.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我们总喜欢去验证别人对我们许下的诺言,却很少去验证自己给自己许下的诺言。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">14.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">走向最远的方向</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕前路迷茫;抱着最大的希望</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕山穷水尽;坚持最强的意志</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕刀山火海;做好最坏的打算</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕从头再来。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">15.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">别和我谈理想,戒了</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">16.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">諾言背叛諾言,刀子背叛纏綿,淚水背叛了雙眼,而我的那一轉身背叛了我的心</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">17.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有人认为这个世界太现实,现实得在你最需要帮助的时候没有人帮助你;也有人认为这个世界太虚伪,虚伪的在你最需要帮助的时候,那些平常</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">想</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">帮助你的人都已烟消云散。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">18.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">今天我发现:为什么我们总是觉得痛苦大于快乐;忧伤大于欢喜;悲哀大于幸福。原来是因为我们总是把不属于痛苦的东西当作痛苦;把不属于忧伤的东西当作忧伤;把不属于悲哀的东西当作悲哀;而把原本该属于快乐、欢喜、幸福的东西看得很平淡,没有把他们当作真正的快乐、欢喜和幸福。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">19.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我不能随波浮沉</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">为了我致爱的亲人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">再苦再难也要坚强</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">只为那些期待眼神</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">心若在梦就在</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">天地之间还有真爱</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">看成败人生豪迈</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">只不过是从头再来</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">当我生病时,我发现健康是最重要的;当我伤心时,我发现快乐是最重要的;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">当我失恋时,我发现恋爱是最重要的;当我穷困时,我发现金钱是最重要的;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">当我饥饿时,我发现温饱是最重要的;当我沮丧时,我发现信心是最重要的;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">当我离开人世时,我发现时间是最重要的。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">然而,当我不在人世时,却发现什么都很重要,什么都不重要。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">-----</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">到底什么是重要的,什么是想要的呢。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">20.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">大师兄</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">二师兄的肉现在比师傅的还贵</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">21.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">飞机上,乌鸦对乘务员说:给爷来杯水!猪听后也学道:给爷也来杯水!乘务员把猪和乌鸦扔出机舱,乌鸦笑着对猪说:傻了吧?爷会飞!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">22.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">最牛英文缩写</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">中国银行-</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">BC</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">Bank of China</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">)-不存!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">中国农业银行-</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">ABC</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">Agriculture Bank of China</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">)-俺不存!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">中国工商银行-</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">ICBC</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">Industry and Commercial Bank of China</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">)-爱存不存!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">民生银行-</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">CMBC</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">China Minsheng Bank Corp.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">)-存吗?白痴!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">国家开发银行-</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">CDB</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">China Development Bank</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">)</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">— </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">存点吧!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">北京市商业银行-</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">BCCB</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">Beijing City Commercial Bank</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">)-白存存不?</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">23.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">曾经拥有的,不要忘记;已经得到的,更要珍惜;属于自己的,不要放弃;已经失去的,留着回忆;想要得到的,必须努力;但最重要的,是好好爱惜自己</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">24.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我们是怎样的一代人:当我们读小学的时候,读大学不要钱;当我们读大学的时候,读小学不要钱;我们还没能力工作的时候,工作是分配的;我们可以工作的时候,撞得头破血流才勉强找份饿不死人的工作;当我们不能挣钱的时候,房子是分配的,当我们能挣钱的时候,发现一辈子的薪水也买不起房子;当我们没有进入股市的时候,傻子都在赚钱;当我们兴冲冲闯进去的时候,才发现自己成了傻子。哎,这样的痛苦我都赶上了。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">25.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">去一個地方,想念一個地方,都是因爲那裏的人,</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">而不是那裏的風景,一個城市會跟自己聯繫起來,也是因為那裏有和自己相關的人,有你放不下的人</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">26.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">妈妈说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">人最好不要错过两种东西</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">最后一班回家的车</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">和一个深爱你的人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我想坐着最后一班车到爱我的人身边</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">. </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">27.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">双鱼说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我比较多情,喜欢帅哥美女。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">射手笑了。射手说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我脾气不好,识相的最好别惹我。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">白羊笑了。白羊说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我虽然脾气不好,但是非常孝顺。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">巨蟹笑了。巨蟹说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我爱在家里打扫卫生,,一丝不苟。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">处女笑了。处女说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我是完美的,工作也相当有耐性。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">魔羯笑了。魔羯说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我对钱,情有独钟</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">金牛笑了。金牛说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我很温和,但是也很想做老大。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">狮子笑了。狮子说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我爱搞怪。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">水瓶笑了。水瓶说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我偶然会花心一下。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">双子笑了。双子说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我认同女孩子的智慧很重要,但是容貌也是不可缺少的。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">天秤笑了。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">天秤说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我虽然外表很单纯,但是也是有点心眼的。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">天蝎笑了。天蝎说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我一向光明磊落,从来不擅于伪装。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">十二星座全笑了。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">28.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">豬有豬的思想,人有人的思想。如果豬有人的思想,那它就不是豬了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">—— —</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">是八戒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">29.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">真正可怕的不是对牛弹琴,而是一群牛对着你弹琴</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">30.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">宁可高傲的发霉,不去卑微的恋爱!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">31.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">青春就像卫生纸,看着挺多的,用着用着就不够</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">32.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">走向最远的方向</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕前路迷茫;抱着最大的希望</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕山穷水尽;坚持最强的意志</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕刀山火海;做好最坏的打算</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪怕从头再来。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">33.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">过去属于死神,未来属于你自己。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">34.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哭,并不代表我屈服;退一步,并不象征我认输;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">放手,并不表示我放弃;微笑,并不意味我快乐</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">35.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">很多时候,我喜欢了别人,她却不知道;更多时候,我伤害了别人,我却不知道。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">36.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">人不可能把钱带进棺材,但钱可能把人带进棺材。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">37.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">能够说出的委屈,便不算委屈;能够抢走的爱人,便不算爱人</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">38.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">喜欢,是淡淡的爱;爱,是深深的喜欢</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">39.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">點的是煙、抽的卻是寂寞</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">...... </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">40.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在对的时间,遇到对的人,那是一种幸福。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在错的时间,遇到错的人,那是一声叹息。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">41.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我問上帝:怎樣才可以對悲傷的事情一邊笑,一邊忘記?上帝回答:把自己弄的瘋掉</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">42.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">做错了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">改正一下,伤心了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">痛哭一下,厌倦了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">回望一下,活累了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">休息一下,绝望了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">无奈一下</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">43.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有时候,失望,也是一种幸福。因为有所期待,才会失望。有时候,遗憾,也是一种幸福,因为还有令你遗憾的事情。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">44.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女人拥有无数个</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">QQ</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">号只为了调戏一个男人,而男人常用的一个</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">QQ</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">号上却加满了各种各样女人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">45.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">每个女人都曾是天使,当她喜欢上一个男人时便会折断翅膀坠落变成凡人,所以无论怎么样请不要辜负那个喜欢你的女人,因为她已没有翅膀飞回原来的天</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">46.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老鼠对猫说:我爱你!猫说:你走开!老鼠流泪走开。谁也没有看见老鼠走后,猫也流了一滴泪,其实有一种爱叫做放弃!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">47.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">无论男人给女人讲多么多么浪漫的童话故事,里面终不过围绕一个字:床!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">48.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">最欣赏分手时你离开的眼神</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">--</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">没有一丝的留恋!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">49.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">宁愿躲在奔驰车里哭泣,也不要骑着单车微笑!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">50</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">当白天又一次把黑夜按翻在床上的时候,太阳就出生了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">51.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在爱情没开始以前,你永远想象不出会那样地爱一个人;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在爱情没结束以前,你永远想象不出那样的爱也会消失;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在爱情被忘却以前,你永远想象不出那样刻骨铭心的爱也会只留淡淡痕迹;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在爱情重新开始以前,你永远想象不出还能再一次找到那样的爱情</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">52.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有一颗豆,跌倒了,它气馁,情绪低落。这豆就是我,有什么能鼓励它站起来呢?答案就是你!因为有一样东西,叫</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">猪鼓励豆</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">53.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">钱不是问题,问题是没钱</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">54.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">都是水何必装醇,都是色狼又何必装羊!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">55.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">亞當在伊甸園裡問上帝:「你為什麼把夏娃造的這樣漂亮?」</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">上帝:「為了吸引你的注意。」</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">亞當:「那她的性格呢?你為什麼又把她塑造的那樣溫婉動人?」</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">上帝:「為了使你愛她!」</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">亞當思索片刻:「那你為什麼又令她那樣愚蠢?」</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">上帝:「為了使她愛你!」</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">56.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">叶子的离开</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">并非树不曾挽留</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">并非风一味追求</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">而是它向往自由</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">57.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">聾子聽到啞巴說瞎子看到鬼</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">58.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你以为我在玩,其实我在工作;你以为我在工作,其实我在玩。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">59.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">宠辱不惊,闲看庭前花开花落;去留无意,漫随天外云卷云舒。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">60.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">看过最美丽的焰火才明白平淡更长久一点,流过最苦的眼泪才珍惜每一份甜蜜,圆过最傻的盟约才会相信真情永远不变!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">61.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不爱的爱情,永远不会变坏。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">所以,我们调情,我们暧昧,却永远不要相爱。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">62.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">岁月会让我们学会理解,年轮会让我们学会宽容!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">63.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我沉默,因为心上漂着淡淡的忧伤;我微笑,因为转身后看见你在身旁</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">64.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我假装为老板打工,老板假装为我付工资</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">... </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">65.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">去爱吧,如同没有受过伤一样;歌唱吧,如同没人聆听一样;跳舞吧,如同没人欣赏一样;工作吧</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">就当没有工资一样</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">生活吧,就当今天是未日一样</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">66.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你看得见我打在屏幕上的字,却看不到我掉在键盘上的泪</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">67.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">无论我在哪里,我离你只有一个转身的距离。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">68.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我愛上的隻是一個洋蔥男人,剝開的時候會讓我痛哭流涕,但剝到最后,會髮現其實他根本就沒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">51.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">上帝把所有人都骗了,因为地狱才是最美的!佛知道真相,所以佛说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我不入地狱,谁入地狱?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">” </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">69.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">世界太大还是遇见你,世界太小还是丢了你.</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">70.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">现代人的生活状态:上今天的班,睡昨天的觉,花明天的钱。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">71.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">摔跤以后千万不要多想,先爬起来再说。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">72.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我们用一只眼睛看见现实的灰墙,却用另一只眼睛勇敢飞翔,接近梦想</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">73.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你要哭,就好好的哭一场。但是,结束以后,就再也不要想起,再也不要哭泣。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">74.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">试金可以用火,试女人可以用金,试男人可以用女人。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">往往都经不起那么一试。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">75.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">武功再高,也怕菜刀!穿得再铞,一砖摞倒!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">树不要皮,必死无疑!人不要脸,天下无敌</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">! </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">76.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这辈子,你是来放债的还是来还债的?</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">77.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">注意你的思想,因为思想将组成你的语言;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">注意你的语言,因为语言将导致你的行动;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">注意你的行动,因为行成你的习惯;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">注意你的</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">78.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">习惯,因为习惯将形成你的性格;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">注意你的性格,因为</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">性格就是你的命运。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">79.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">孤独时,寂寞做伴</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">80.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">時間可以篩選出真正留戀的人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">... </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">81.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">球形也是一种身材!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">82.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你永远看不到我最寂寞的时候</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">/</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">因为在看不到你的时候就是我最寂寞的时候</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">83.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">香烟爱上火柴,就注定要被伤害!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一只风筝一辈子只会为一根钱冒险!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在爱的世界里,没有谁对不起谁,只有谁不懂得珍惜谁!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">84.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">绑不住我的心就不要说我花心!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">如果你是我眼中的一滴泪,那我永远都不会哭泣,因为我怕失去你!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">85.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男人是用来靠的,所以要可靠;女人是用来爱的,所以要可爱。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">86.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爱,就大声说出来,因为你永远都不会知道,明天和意外,哪个会先来!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">87.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死,但这该死的痛苦却学会了游泳</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">恋爱就像口香糖,时间长了会平淡无味,觉得平淡了就想放弃,而无论丢在什麽地方,都会留下难以抹去的痕迹。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">88.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">最浪漫的三个字,不是</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我爱你</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,而是</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">在一起</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">89.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">做女人一定要经得起谎言,受得起敷衍,忍得住欺骗,放得下诺言,最后用微笑来伪装掉下的眼泪,宁愿相信世界上有鬼,也不要相信男人的那张破嘴!!!</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">90.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男人喜欢听话的女人,但男人若是喜欢一个女人,就会不知不觉听她的话。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">91.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">放得下的是曾经,放不下的是记忆。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">92.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">因为想一个人而寂寞,</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">因为爱一个人而温柔,</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">因为有一个梦而执着,</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">因为等一个人而折磨,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.... </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">想去履行曾经的诺言</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.....</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">比全世界的任何人都爱你</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">......</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">但</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.....</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">原来</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">...</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爱并不有情就能如愿</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">..</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爱很简单的,只是这个社会太现实,而现实又太残酷</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">93.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一花一天堂</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一草一世界</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一树一菩提</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一土一如来</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一方一净土</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一笑一尘缘</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一念一清静</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">心是莲花开。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">94.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">分手后不可以做朋友</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">因为彼此伤害过</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不可以做敌人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">因为彼此深爱过</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">所以我们变成了最熟悉的陌生人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">... </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">95.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不要轻易说爱</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">许下的承诺就是欠下的债</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">... </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">96.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">痛过,才知道如何保护自己;</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哭过,才知道心痛是什么感觉,</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">傻过,才知道适时的坚持与放弃,</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爱过,才知道自己其实很脆弱。</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">其实,生活并不需要这么些无谓的执著,没有什么就真的不能割舍。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">97.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我以为小鸟飞不过沧海</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">是以为小鸟没有飞过沧海的勇气</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">十年以后我才发现</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不是小鸟飞不过去</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">而是沧海的那一头早已没有了等待</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">... </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">98.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">世上本来没有美女,追求的人多了自然就成了美女。。。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">99.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老婆是电视,情人是手机,在家看电视,出门带手机;破产卖电视,发财换手机;偶尔守电视,整天玩手机;固定的电视,移动的手机;频道免费,手机收费。男人都想拿着手机看电视。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">100.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有些事,我们明知道是错的,也要去坚持,因为不甘心;有些人,我们明知道是爱的,也要去放弃,因为没结局;有时候,我们明知道没路了,却还在前行,因为习惯了。</span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman">&nbsp;</span></p><p></p>