<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 20px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal">来源:互联网</span></strong></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一碗大便</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一天,一个自恃认得几个汉字的小鬼子,在大街上溜达饿了,就开始找饭馆。它到了一家小面馆门口,看见门口的水牌上写着的大字:牛肉面、大排面、便饭。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 它想尝尝,就走了进去。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 忙碌的服务生赶了过来,问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">先生,您吃碗什么面?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我吃</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">说着,小鬼子想炫耀一下他认得汉字,就扭头看了看水牌上竖着写的字,横着念道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我吃一碗</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">‘</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">牛</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">’‘</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">大</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">’‘</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">便</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">’……”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 要</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">大便</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">吃的声音还挺大,一字一顿地。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 于是,饭馆里的食客全部以惊异的看着小鬼子,小声地议论:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这畜生,真猛啊!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 想蒙谁啊</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一个鬼子到北京来学习中文,很刻苦。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 十几年以後,他不但会说普通话,还会说粤语和客家话,而且一点鬼子的腔调都没有。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这下应该没有人再把我当鬼子了吧</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">他心想。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有一天他到天津的一个小渔港去旅行,看到了一位捕虾的老伯。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 于是他心血来潮,满怀信心地用普通话向这位老伯打招呼:「老伯!你知道我是哪里人么?」</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 老伯答:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你的口音听不太出来</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这个鬼子很高兴,心想:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">想不到我的汉语己经进步到如此地步了,勘称炉火纯青啊</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这时老伯大量了他一眼,说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">如果你能把偶抓到的虾数清楚,偶就有能知道你是哪里人。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这个鬼子就以相当标准的发音开始数:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一,二,三,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">五十</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一百</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">二百</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 数了一个多小时,他得意地回答:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">九千七百八十七只虾!老伯,我看你绝猜不到我是哪里人吧!!」</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 老伯笑着说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">知道啦!你一定是日本人啦!哈哈哈</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子非常惊讶,但仍旧用发音标准的普通话问老伯:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">为什么知道呢?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 老伯答道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">啊,这个简单,中国人问鱼虾都是问斤两的,没有你们这么蠢的啦!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 让你乱打</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 某天,有个在中国上班的鬼子到乡下去猎野鸭。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 当他好不容易射到一只野鸭时,野鸭掉到某个农夫的院子里。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子爬过篱笆要捡猎物。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 但目睹一切的农夫晃着猎枪大声地说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">看看这里,不准在中国乱打猎。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子回答说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">鸭子是我射到的,所以鸭子应该是我的。我愿意!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 农夫说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">它飞在中国,被你打死了还是落在中国。你跟我去村里,交罚款去!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 他们一直争论着鸭子的问题。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 过了一会,鬼子说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我们应该以传统的方法来决定。用日本的武士道精神决定!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 农夫很看不起什么武士道,就轻蔑地问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">什么是武士道的方法呢?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子解释道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">首先,我踢你的屁股。然后你再踢我的屁股,像这样互相对踢直到一方放弃。赢的就可以得到鸭子。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 农夫想了想,同意了这项竞赛。但农夫要求自己先踢,以便显示公平。心里想着为六十多年前遇害的乡亲们报仇,但他心里更清楚,现在还不能杀鬼子。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 然后,中国农夫把腿往后伸开,拼尽全力照着鬼子的屁股就是一脚。痛不欲生的鬼子倒地呻吟哀嚎,满地打滚。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 足足十分钟之后,他试着爬了起来,咬着牙沙哑地说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">现在轮到我了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国农夫说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">喔,不用了,这鸭子是你的了,你可以滚回去了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子加塞</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一个鬼子匆匆走进肉店,趾高气扬地对中国营业员喊道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">喂!给我切一百元的牛肉!喂狗!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 然后,他转身向一名按照顺序排队的女孩,挤眉弄眼地说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">喂,支那女人!你不介意我先买吧!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 那女孩冷冷地回答:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">当然不会,你都饿成这个熊样子了。让你买,省得你传狂犬病。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 轻松反击</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 话说倭国古代,一直以将通晓中国文化、历史为荣耀。但,甲午战争后,战胜中国的鬼子开始有胆量蔑视中国人了。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一天,在东京的一所大学里,做工的鬼子工人吃着便当,看到一位路过的中国留学生。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子故意大声问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你们是否知道一个叫毕升的中国人?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子故意大声答:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不知道。中国很快就没有了。就是日本的毕升了!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国留学生生气的看了他们一眼,问道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你们知道武大郎么?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子答:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不知道。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国留学生说道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你们这些混蛋东西!听好了!你们只配有这样的祖先!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 死硬到底</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子设计了一部万能电脑,公开到中国炫耀,举办展览。一位中国程序员前往参观。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子得意地对他说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你可以提出任何问题,这部电脑都将会给你正确答案!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 于是程序员写下问题:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我姐夫正在外地干什么?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子将这句话输入,一会儿答案便出来了:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你姐夫在海边钓鱼!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">胡说八道!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">程序员说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我姐夫去世已经十年了!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子铁嘴钢牙坚持说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我们日本人的电脑是不会出错的!是你问的方式不对!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 于是程序员再问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我姐姐的丈夫在那里?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 电脑回答说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">他去世十年了,但你姐夫在海边钓鱼。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 程序员大骂:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你们这些日本混蛋!我姐姐也去世十年了!怎么又给她编排了再嫁!?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 说罢转身就走,边走边向周围的参观者大声说着情况。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这时,鬼子赶忙又在键盘上一通狂敲,然后向着程序员的背影追了过去,说道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">先生,请留步。电脑说了??他们都死了,现在正在是在阴间钓鱼。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 程序员回手就扇了鬼子一个大嘴巴,怒道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我就知道日本人又在这里骗人了。我根本就没有姐姐!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 小犬跳楼</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 话说中国攻克东京后,中国右翼的人高喊报仇,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">小犬蠢一螂</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">等人日日遭到追杀。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一螂</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">等人心想:与其被中国人杀死,不如自己跳楼。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 那天,把心一横,集体跳楼了。虽然都摔得口歪眼斜、七窍流血,但全自杀未遂。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 结果却被倭奴自治区组织的土著警察抓了起来,被起诉,判刑。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 罪名是:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">随意乱丢垃圾。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 野蛮民族</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 话说倭族又生吃人肉的习惯。在各处网站上,都能找到倭奴生吃人肉的证据。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一日,携全家的杂种旅游,一路上讲述这生吃人肉,说他没有吃过欧洲人。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 用餐时间,空姐询问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">先生,您的午餐吃什么?牛排?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 倭奴摇头。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 空姐再问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">鸡排好吗?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 倭奴仍摇头。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 空姐说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">先生, 您究竟吃什么?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 倭奴说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">拿旅客名单给我看。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 很快,他全家都被乱刀砍死了。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 口伐代戮</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 话说倭奴留学生在中国嚣张得很。中国学生当然看不惯。但是暴打倭奴,是中国学校最害怕的,就好像打了校长的爸爸。所以,想打的人多,公开下手的次数少。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 于是,一位中国学生对鬼子学生说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我昨天做了一个梦,非常精彩。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子忙问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">什么样的梦?说来听听。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国学生:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">梦里你是男主角哦!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子大喜:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">真的?我是不是英俊潇洒的白马王子?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国学生:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不!我梦到你手拿着菜刀,气喘吁吁的追着一只猪。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子纳闷:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我在追一只猪?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国学生:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">是啊!你跑得汗流浃背的,结果,那只猪跑到了一条死巷子里。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鬼子疑惑:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">然後呢?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国学生:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你高兴的逼近它,那只猪突然跪地求饶,说道</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">‘</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">本是同根生,相煎何太急。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">’”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 戮力同心</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有一个倭奴在中国开公司、当老板,发财了就摆阔,用结结巴巴的汉语对中国员工说,要租城市里最贵的房子。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国员工心想,得好好整治整治他。于是,让他花了大价钱租了火葬场旁边的一栋廉价的房子。倭奴怕忘了地址,就让员工写下了下来。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 员工在纸条上写道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">火葬场旁边,某某别墅区。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一天,倭奴在黑咕隆咚的地方迷路了。就拿出了纸条,结结巴巴地问路人。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 路人听出来他是倭奴,又看了纸条。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 于是路人说道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你先在路中央站一会,自然有人会送你去。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 希罕玩意</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有一天,天堂来了一个中国人和一个倭奴。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 天使就问了国籍后,让一个中国人住了普通房,粗茶淡饭。却让倭奴住了套间,锦衣玉食。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 过几天后,天堂里的所有中国人一起抗议。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 天使耐心地解释说:这几千年来,天堂里挤满了中国人。到了今天才来了一位能上天堂的倭奴,我不好好招待这玩意,我招待谁?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国人无话可说。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 大神保佑</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一个鬼子的儿子要去服兵役,依照习俗,要先去庙里拜祭一番,求神保佑。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 他父亲嫌城市的庙人太挤,坚持要找乡下偏僻的小庙去拜,而且振振有词地说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">拜城市里的神灵的人太多,记不住。由于拜乡下神的人少,他会记得清楚我们拜过他,并因而会特别照顾我们儿子的。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 于是,他们跑到了琉球。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;结果,儿子被分发到琉球去。消息传来,他父亲惊呼道:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">糟糕,拜错了!琉球正闹独立呢!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 难道真的</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一个日本演员来中国演出,是个特技表演者,表演的项目是杂耍丢钢刀。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 三只</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">四只</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">五只钢刀抛来抛去。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有天晚上他表演完了,便带着刀要先独自回旅店去,在半路遇到临检。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 警察:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你怎么随车带着凶器?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 演员:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我是表演特技的, 这是我的道具啊。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 警察:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我不相信, 你试给我看看.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 日本演员便在路边表演起丢钢刀</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这时,后面被拦下来的车里有人说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">喔?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">现在警察也敢对日本人严格了啊!好!这才叫</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">‘</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">国民待遇</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">’</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">。少扯什么</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">‘</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">外办</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">’</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">的闲淡。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 原来论只</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 两个刚到中国的倭奴,虽然不太懂汉语,但是还要摆出一副牛</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">×</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哄哄的样子,瞧不起中国人。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一天,他们逛街累了,想看电影,又不知道中国买票的习惯,就站在旁边偷偷看着。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这时来了一对年轻的情侣,女孩说要买四只冰淇淋带进去,男孩一边掏钱包一边对女孩伸出两只手指比划着,说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">两只</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">。然后付了两张票款,售票员给了票,谁也没说话。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 两个倭奴腆起脸,大摇大摆地*近了售票窗口,学着男孩的样子伸出两只手指,大声说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">日本人,两只!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 谁的孩子</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一个母倭奴挺着大肚子上电梯,用生硬的汉语对前面的男子说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你!躲开!没看见我怀孕了!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 男子刚想让路,突然意识到是只倭奴,就转过头,冷笑着说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">难道孩子是我的!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 真是畜生</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 倭奴国经济低迷,各公司大量裁员、惨淡经营。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一日,倭奴国政府招收特工,通知应聘者带亲生父亲前来。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 应聘者进来后坐下...</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你爱你的父亲吗?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">主考官问。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">是的,长官。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你爱你的国家吗?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">主考官问。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">是的,长官。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪一个是你的最爱?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">主考官问。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“……”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">好,你现在有50%被录用的机会。我们将带你的父亲到这里,你拿这把枪到隔壁房去杀了他。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px"> 主考官道。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 主考官给他一把左轮枪,要他去解决他的父亲。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 这倭奴进去房间后没多久便弄出6声枪响,接着又传出压碎东西的声音,持续数分钟。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 此倭奴带着松垮的领带走出房间,他将手枪放在桌上。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 主考官看着他并问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">发生什么事?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 他说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你给我的枪都装着空包弹,我只好勒死他。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 哪里哪里</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一天,有一个倭奴因为脚很痒,所以到药店去买药。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 药商:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">你要买什么药?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 倭奴的脚又痒起来了!情急之下就说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">脚痒!脚痒!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 药商听成:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">久仰!久仰!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">就很客气地说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">哪里!哪里!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 倭奴就比着脚说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这里!这里!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 乱吹牛</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">×</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 三只中国蚯蚓聚在高台上,一起聊天说着玩些什么。一只日本蚯蚓插了进来,非要说自己比中国蚯蚓强。没人理它。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国蚯蚓甲说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">看我把自己切成两半,就可以玩猜拳了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国蚯蚓乙说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">那有什麽!我把自己切成四段,就围成一桌麻将了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">……”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中国蚯蚓丙说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">唉,你们真逊!我把自己切成六段,玩三打三</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">‘</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">大跃进</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">’</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">如何啊!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 说着,发现日本蚯蚓不见了。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 大家一起找。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 16px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 突然,乙说:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 16px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 16px">它也把自己切两半..只不过是切</span></span></p><p></p>