<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源:互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">1. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一少妇哄孩子,晚上和你爷爷睡,孩子不愿去,少妇说:你不去我可去了。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爷爷在旁正色道:教育孩子要诚信,你不能既哄孩子,又骗老人。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">2. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">几个小男孩凑了十几块钱想买玩具,但不知该买什么,其中一个提议道:去买卫生巾吧!&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">众不解,问为什么?&amp;shy;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">男孩说,我也不太清楚,不过电视上说有了它,就可以爬山、滑水、打球、溜冰,而且快乐没烦恼。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">3. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一母鸡下了个巨蛋,新闻记者前来采访。母鸡羞涩不语,只好采访公鸡。&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">公鸡挽起袖子,这件事我目前不发表评论,等爷把那只鸵鸟抓住再说!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">4. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一个人误把假眼吞入口中,最后卡到肛门拿不出来,就到医院里,医生看了以后当场晕过去,&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">醒来以后说:我看了一辈子的屁眼,没想到最后被屁眼看了一眼……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">5. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">村长有天晚上喝醉了酒</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">迷迷糊糊回家</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一不小心错进了猪圈</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">挨着母猪就躺下来</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,&quot;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老婆</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">给我倒杯水来</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!&quot;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">母猪哼了两声</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">村长说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">:&quot;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不倒就不倒呗</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">撒什么骄啊</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!&quot;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">说完顺手摸了一把</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">:&quot;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">靠</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">又买劣质皮衣了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">还</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">TM</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">双排扣</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.&quot;&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">6. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">河南娃问河南妈:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">ABCDEFG</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">咋造句?河南妈:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">A</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">呀,这</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">B</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">孩,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">C</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">家的?&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">光着脚站在</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">D</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">上,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">EF</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">也不穿,</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">GG</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">还露在外面!哈哈</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">7. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有条恶狼出来觅食,听见有一妇女在教训孩子说:再哭再哭就把你扔出去喂狼!&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">结果狼等了一夜说:他妈的!这老娘们说话不算数啊!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">8. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一人在办公室老是放响屁,同事忍不住说:你能不能不出声?&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">然后便见他坐在那摇来晃去抖个不停,问:干什么?回答说:我调成振动的了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">.&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">9. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一个卖鸡蛋的妇女晚上走在路上,突然蹿出来一个男的,上去欲行不轨</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">妇女奋勇反抗</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">结果男的还是得逞了</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">事毕,妇女爬起来拍拍身上的灰:“多大事儿啊,不早说</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">还以为抢鸡蛋呢</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">~~</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">10. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一男人逛街尿急准备尿在角落,老太太看到便说:随地小便罚款伍元。&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这人说:誰说我小便,我拿出来看看不行吗?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">11. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一女在厕所小便,一醉鬼酒后误入,听到哗哗尿声,忙说:别倒了,我真不喝了!&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">女吓坏了,不敢再尿,憋不住放了个屁,酒鬼说:我操!怎么又开了一瓶!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">12. </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一修女搭上神父的车,神父禁不住伸手摸修女雪白大腿,修女问:神父,你记得圣经</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">129</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">条写着什么吗?&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">神父脸红急忙收手,回到教堂后迫不及待翻开圣经第</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">129</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">条,见上面写到:&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">深入一点,你将得到无尽的荣耀</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">神父大呼:上帝呀,业务不熟将失去多少机会呀</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">! </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">同志们,要好好学习业务呀</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!&nbsp; </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&amp;shy;</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 2em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">&nbsp;</span></p><p></p>