<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源：互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">1,<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">记得刚毕业不久的一天，女友给我发了一条短信：“我们还是分手吧！”我还没来得及伤心呢，女友又发来一条：“对不起，发错了。”这下可以彻底伤心了……</span>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">4<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、我们产生一点小分歧：她希望我把粪土变黄金，我希望她视黄金如粪土。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">5<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、早晨懒床，遂从口袋里掏出</span>6<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">枚硬币：如果抛出去六个都是正面，我就去上课！思躇良久，还是算了，别冒这个险了……</span> ]7<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、我花</span>8<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">万买了个西周陶罐，昨儿到《鉴宝》栏目进行鉴定，专家严肃地说：“这哪是西周的？这是上周的！”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">8<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、问：你喜欢我哪一点？答：我喜欢你离我远一点</span>!</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">13<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍屁股走人。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">14<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、我们走得太快，灵魂都跟不上了…</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">16<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我……</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">17<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、有钱的都是大爷！但是欠钱不还的更是！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">18<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">生前何必久睡，死后自会长眠……</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">19<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是——最后他把所有的学生都弄死了。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">23<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、别和我谈理想，戒了！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">24<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、玫瑰你的，巧克力你的，钻石你的。你，我的！</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">25<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、所谓惊喜就是你苦苦等候的兔子来了，后面跟着狼！</span>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">28<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、事业是国家的，荣誉是单位的，成绩是领导的，工资是老婆的，财产是孩子的，错误是自己的。</span> 29<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、如果有一天我变成流氓，请告诉别人，我纯真过……</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">30<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、你可以像猪一样的生活，但你永远都不能像猪那样快乐！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">31<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、如果幸福是浮云，如果痛苦似星辰。那我的生活真是万里无云，漫天繁星……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">32<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、孤单是一个人的狂欢，狂欢是一群人的孤单。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">34<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、偶尔幽生活一默你会觉得很爽，但生活幽你一默就惨了……</span>&nbsp; </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px">36<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">、睡眠是一门艺术——谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！</span></span></p><p></p>
