<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><strong><span style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">来源:互联网</span></strong></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 20px"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一、看到一个帖子,楼主问:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">“</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">如果你死后,你的墓志铭打算写点啥?</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">”</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">以下是一些牛人的暴笑回复:</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">感谢政府为我解决了住房问题!</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一居室,求合租,面议。</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">小事招魂,大事挖坟。</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;4.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">发布违规信息,永久封杀!</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px"> by GCD</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我觉得我还可以抢救一下!</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;6.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老子是被活埋的!曰!</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;7.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">广告位招租</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;8.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">提供鞭尸服务,一次</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">100</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">!</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;9.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">初从文,三年不中;后习武,校场发一矢,中鼓吏,逐之出;遂学医,有所成。自撰一良方,服之,卒。</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">基因重组中,请稍候</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">二十年</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;11.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">我生在中国,我葬在中国,祸不单行啊!</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;12.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">单挑冥王哈迪斯中,征求组队</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">!(</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">网游篇)</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;13.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">牧师,帮我复活一下下,谢谢,坐标</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">××.××</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">(网游篇)</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;14.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">当你看清这行字的时候:朋友,你踩到我了。</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;15.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">老子终于不用怕鬼了!</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;16.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">给爷笑一个,要不</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">爷给你笑一个?</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;17.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">神农氏的墓志铭:我靠!这草有毒!!!!!</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;18.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这是我挖的最后一个坑(警告挖坑者)</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">二、有一个帖子问:说说你最爱的人伤你最深的一句话。一个哥们回:你进去啦?</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">三、有一丑男发上照片问:我长的像不像伍佰?回帖:只有一半像。</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">四、李宇春最火的那段日子,有个</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">GG</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">发帖子说:真不懂你们喜欢</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">LYC</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">什么,男不男女不女,要胸没胸,要屁股没屁股!</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">一玉米回帖:你好,你要的那些都在芙蓉</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">jj</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">那里。</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">五、</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">楼主:你觉得什么事情最装</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">B</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">?</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">有人回:</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">好好的一句话</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">不加标点符号</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">死活拆成几行</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">还说</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这是诗</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">这就是装</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">B</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">六、楼主长篇连载没有下文,有人催楼主续帖的:金莲顿时脸泛红晕,涡生梨颊。</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><br/><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">七、有位</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">MM</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">秀了张照片,请大家猜她是哪两国的混血儿?一哥们回:中国人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 14px">+</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 20px">变形金刚。</span></span></p><p></p>