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<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">来源：互联网</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：我喜欢上了一个比我小</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">6</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">岁的女孩，还在上初中，真是造孽啊。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：把喜欢两字去掉才真是造孽。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">2: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：我把我家的狗给揍了！地震它也不告诉我，平时叫得那么欢，刚才地震时竟像没事似的在窝里睡觉！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：唉，毕竟不是亲生的</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">3: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：老婆生了个女娃，非常可爱，求各位帮爱女起个有气势的名字，鄙人姓成。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：成鸡思汉。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">4: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：给我一个女人，我就能创造出一个民族！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：嗯，给你一头母猪，明年的肉价就能下跌！</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">5: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：上大学我跳过课、挂过科、甩过人、被甩过、打过架、记过过、破过处</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">哎，能干的我都干过了～</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：你死过吗？</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">6: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：请用一句话形容中国国家地震台。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：事后诸葛亮，事前猪一样！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">7: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：大家都来讲一个开头</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">KB</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">，中间好笑，结局悲惨的故事。譬如从前有个鬼，放了个屁，然后死了。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：遇到芙蓉姐姐，爱上芙蓉姐姐，娶了芙蓉姐姐</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">8: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">涯楼主：每天对着单位那群白痴说话让我感到前途很渺茫</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：幸福吧你～因为对牛弹琴并不可怕，可怕的是一群牛每天对着你弹琴！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">9: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：深圳南头一卖菠萝的女摊贩情急之下咬下城市管理者叔叔的小</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">JJ…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：哼！你不让我生活，我就不让你享受生活！！！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">10: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：其实牛顿只是幸运地发现万有引力定律，要是早生三百年，我也可以！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">回复：的确是幸运儿，因为砸到他脑袋上的是苹果，而砸到可怜楼主脑袋上的不是榴莲就是椰子</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">11: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：是被人叫大叔惨还是叫弟弟惨？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：大叔你弟弟出来了。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">12: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：城市管理者增加新武器来抓流浪狗！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：本是同根生，想煎何太急。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">13: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：为什么越来越多人不想要小孩呢？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：北京派来的高官说了，要从娃娃抓起。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">14: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：今天见男网友对方一直暗示想上床，想问：难道现在网友见面就是为了上床？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：网友见面不上床？你开什么玩笑，大家都这么忙。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">15: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：一学生，成绩年年倒数第一，常与人打架，按领导要求老师想给学生好</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">听一点的期末评语，怎么写啊？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：该生成绩稳定，动手能力强。</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">16: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：通过海南矿泉水喝死人事件，可以看到中国的食品安全堪忧，矿泉水也</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">能喝死人？不是有</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">QS</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">标志吗？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：弱弱的问一下，</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">QS</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">是不是去死的意思？</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">17: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：男人你要李宇春还是章子怡？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：一个公鸡，一个野鸡，都不选</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">18: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：养条狗和养一个男人哪个合算？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：大婶，即使你能把男人当狗使，但你敢把狗当男人使不？</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">19: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">楼主：李宇春和芙蓉姐姐同时掉水里，你手里有一块砖，你砸谁？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">暴强回复：谁救砸谁。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">20: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：我有一百万，想买一辆车，大家给个建议吧。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：你可以卖</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">30</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">辆</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">QQ</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">，组个车队开，一会排成</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">S</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">型，一会排成</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">B</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">型。</span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">21: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：王小丫跟陈章良结婚，请用四个字评论。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：丫从良了！</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">22: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：大家说我长得像不像伍佰？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：只有一半像！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">（二百五？？！！）</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">23: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：昨晚遛狗时俺们家大藏獒和小树林边一秃毛野狗咬起来。干！没想到藏獒竟然大败给一条草狗！！！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛沙发：</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">****</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">，爷秃之前，他们都叫我狮子！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">24: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：大家猜猜我是哪个国家的混血儿</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">^_^ </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：中国人＋变形金钢！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">25: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：女友总说自己胸小，我觉得还可以啊，请论坛</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">GG</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">们帮忙鉴定一下～</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛沙发：后背上长俩青春痘！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">26: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：假如我有一亿人民币，我就可以贷款在汤臣一品买房子了！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：嗯，不过你还要先借钱交物业费～</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">27: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：他今天山盟海誓说我是他生命中的一部分，我是他身体中的一部分，如果没了我，他就活不下去啦</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">~ </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛沙发：我的前男友也是这么说的，后来我才知道，我是他盲肠、阑尾、仔耳、六指这类可有可无的玩意儿！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">28: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：老娘我简直太有钱了，我该给保姆买辆什么车呢？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：那就要看她跟你老公发展到什么关系了～</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">29: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：该死的理发店把我头剪坏了！大家出点损招，要求破坏性越大越好，动静越小越好，因为是我一个人去。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛地下室：半夜三更，月黑风高，静静地、轻轻地，一个人吊死在理发店门口</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">30: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：我得了健忘症怎么办？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：那岂不是很爽？每天早晨醒来发现睡在自己身旁的都是不同的女人</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">~ </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">31: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：你小时候曾幻想长大以后什么样的场景会让你在众人面前出尽了风头？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛板凳：挑一担粪上街，看谁不顺眼就迎面给他泼一瓢！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">32: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：为什么</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">pol.ice</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">抓坏人时都要鸣警笛？难道不怕坏人老大远就听到跑了？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛沙发：上级单位来检查之前一般都会事先通知下级单位的～</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">33: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：为什么生下的孩子要跟父亲一个姓？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛沙发：因为取款机里吐出的钱归插卡人所有。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">34: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：帅有个屁用</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">到头来还不是被卒吃掉！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：帅有士陪，有炮打，有马骑，有车坐，有相暗恋</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">……</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">帅怎么不好？！！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">35: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：征集骂人最狠且不露脏字的一句话。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">31</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">：你妈生你的时候是不是把人扔了，把胎盘养大了？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">36: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：为什么胡主席访问日本，日本方面比较冷淡，甚至机场连欢迎标语都没挂？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛沙发：怎么挂？热烈欢迎中国老朋友来日？</span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">　　</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">37: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：你们女人大夏天的戴胸罩不热吗？</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛回复：我们不带你们会热</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">…… </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">38: </span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛楼主：我新买了一处庄园，有多大说出来吓死你</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif">——</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 19px">我开车绕一圈足足用了两个半小时！！！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px"> </span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 3em"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 19px">论坛沙发：嗯，以前我也有这么一辆破车～</span></p><p></p>